And im also still alive, wow. Warning. I have the humour of a 12 year old COD player.
1. This is you:
2. This Pokémon is your rival:
We compete who is the most irrelevant. I totally forgot this guy, omfg
3. This Pokémon is deeply in love with you:
daww. I also love you, Mawile. #nohomo
4. This Pokémon is stalking you:
holy fuck. This is some intense as fuck rivalry.
5. This pokémon just stole your cake:
You can keep it. I ain't gonna fight that, LOL.
6. This is your lab partner:
Are those things on their legs thumbs. I kinda hope so. #I dont want you to spill acid over my boobie.
7. This is your best friend:
Now I feel kinda special. , v , Thanks Latios.
8. This pokémon is about to fight you:
Bruh. I'll punt you right into the sun.
9. This pokémon will do anything to get your shoes:
Atleast they have feet. I can rest in peace, now that I know they're atleast going to wear it.
10. This pokémon is currently hiding in your house:
Please get it the fUck out. No offense but that thing is nearly 2m long. Imagine seeing that at night.
11. This pokémon is your pet:
aw yis. A pseudo ninja. And also it's summer, so water fights are a must.
12. This is your new roomate:
Atleast I'm going to be the cutest of the two. rite. rite.
13. This is your new boss:
jesus fuck. All I can think about is this.
14. This pokémon watches you while you sleep at night:
Straight up nightmare fuel.
15. This pokémon is scared of you:
nice. fEar me, future boss.
16. This pokémon is about to perform surgery on you:
fUck. It doesnt even have hands.
17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night:
thats.... not that bad? I love Maractus. Underused baby , _ ,
18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head:
I will suffocate to death. But atleast it's going to be a warm and fluffy death.
19. This pokemon envies you:
Now I feel hella special. ; v ; thank you--
20. Use this pokémon to tag some people:
ya bro. Go tag yourself or they will stick that horn up your nose. And then they'll try to seduce you.