Some hOmo tagged me.

And im also still alive, wow. Warning. I have the humour of a 12 year old COD player. 

1. This is you:



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2. This Pokémon is your rival:



We compete who is the most irrelevant. I totally forgot this guy, omfg


3. This Pokémon is deeply in love with you:



daww. I also love you, Mawile. #nohomo 

4. This Pokémon is stalking you:

holy fuck. This is some intense as fuck rivalry. ACCEPT YOUR DEFEAT. IM LESS RELEVANT THAN YOU.

5. This pokémon just stole your cake:

You can keep it. I ain't gonna fight that, LOL.

6. This is your lab partner:

Are those things on their legs thumbs. I kinda hope so. #I dont want you to spill acid over my boobie.

7. This is your best friend:

Now I feel kinda special. , v ,  Thanks Latios.

8. This pokémon is about to fight you:

Bruh. I'll punt you right into the sun.


9. This pokémon will do anything to get your shoes:

Atleast they have feet. I can rest in peace, now that I know they're atleast going to wear it. 


10. This pokémon is currently hiding in your house:

 Please get it the fUck out. No offense but that thing is nearly 2m long. Imagine seeing that at night.


11. This pokémon is your pet:

aw yis. A pseudo ninja. And also it's summer, so water fights are a must.


12. This is your new roomate:

Atleast I'm going to be the cutest of the two. rite. rite.


13. This is your new boss:

jesus fuck. All I can think about is this. 


14. This pokémon watches you while you sleep at night:

Straight up nightmare fuel.


15. This pokémon is scared of you:

nice. fEar me, future boss.


16. This pokémon is about to perform surgery on you:

fUck. It doesnt even have hands.


17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night:

thats.... not that bad? I love Maractus. Underused baby , _ ,

18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head:

I will suffocate to death. But atleast it's going to be a warm and fluffy death.


19. This pokemon envies you:

Now I feel hella special. ; v ;  thank you--

20. Use this pokémon to tag some people:

ya bro. Go tag yourself or they will stick that horn up your nose. And then they'll try to seduce you.